One fine day, Slenderman was in his room browsing Tumblr when, suddenly, he heard a knock at the door. Ah, who am I kidding, it wasn't a knock. It was his roommate, Jeff, barging into his room like he normally did with a call of "OHH, SLENDERMAN~!"
Slendy turned around in his chair. "Jeff, what the hell do you--what the fuck are you wearing?"
So, there was Jeff standing in his doorway, wearing a wedding dress and grinning like a maniac. Then again, when was he not grinning like a maniac? "This day is going to be perfect~ The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small. Everybody will gather 'round, say I look lovely in my gown, what